Ok, even I am laughing after writing that title, and I will warn you now, there is nothing scientific in here, and no research was done as I am happily married, but I had this thought this morning as I continue to see people on twitter who seem to be so self engrossed that they have no idea what anyone else on twitter is doing or saying, even when we address them. I then had a brain fart which made me think what these people might be like as lovers…that’s right, I went there:) Are they so self-absorbed with their twitter masturbation that they pay no attention to the needs of others and feel that they are entitled to all the attention? Have you ever had a conversation with someone where you are screaming in your head “WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND”. I see these self-absorbed tweeters as the partner who just lies there in bed waiting for you to do everything…#fail&frustration. I haven’t made parallels for the other types of tweeters, so feel free to add your thoughts, please keep them pg 🙂
I am always concerned when watching my account numbers grow as I want to make sure I engage anyone reaching out to me, does that make me needy, I don’t think so, i think it makes me a person concerned about your experience as much as my own.
What about people pimping their business non-stop all day with links? or those following everyone, but with no one following them back. Curious to hear your thoughts on this, don’t be afraid to have fun with this.
You reached at the end of creativity. what do you think, am i right or wrong. People with such question and article called funny or innovative or mad. Whatever, you have really explained your title smartly. We also like “twitter masturbation” another innovative composition. I think twitter has platform to fill some thing like you think because many smart followers in your account that know what you need in morning and they present for you. You also do same for other.
This is too funny, and true. From my perspective I the view the tweet as either interesting or helpful and if not either of the two I don’t want to carry on with this person anymore. Especially if they’re blatantly hawking something. I don’t mind a link to their product as long as they tweeted something helpful at the same time, or something interesting. There’s one lady who tweeted Donald Trump program incessantly. It was like everytime I looked there it was. I wanted to give her a chance but she was boring me so I 86’d her. Thanks for the fun and relevant post.
Eva